The past week the pariah has learned of one of the best deals on earth. It is unknown how this has slipped past the attentive eye of the pariah for noticing great bargains. The pariah has learned of a new vendor that who's violin is "'A stringed instrument played with a bow, capable of great flexibility in range, tone and dynamics.' Don't overlook the aptitude your child may possess for this superb musical instrument."
Upon further analysis it has been learned that this gem of an instrument is sold for the amazing low price of $83.88. It is amazing that the local vendors of Summerhays, Burt Murdock, Riverton Music can even stay in business when there is a new vendor that sells such a quality instrument.
This information came to the Pariah's attention when he spent every single day after school performing repairs to the quality instrument already mentioned. Strings have broken, bridges have fallen, pegs don't stay put, and tone is comparable to that of nails scratching on a blackboard. WHAT A GREAT DEAL!!!
The pariah has come to the conclusion that despite the great deal of such a quality instrument that it can be called a "superb musical instrument", all must join forces so that the local vendors of all music instruments don't go out of business. The temptation to buy such a wonderful instrument must be overcome. One must decide that it is better to spend a couple hundred of dollars to buy an inferior instrument, an inferior instrument that don't require day-to-day attention of a certain pariah, or any other colleagues.
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Yeah, it certainly is surprising that Summerhays manages to stay in business. But you didn't hear it from me...;) haha no hard feelings.
But seriously. I love those cheap-o instruments from Wal-Mart. Why would you EVER buy something like that?!
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